"Fashion!
Turn to the left
Fashion!
Turn to the right
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep "
None other than David Bowie singing that one.
- But wait a minute, Rolls-Royce has got into it too.....
Oi!, Turn the left...!
Sorry, the right....
Anyway, Rolls-Royce has something, euh... different:
"This season, Rolls-Royce presents a fresh take on monochromatic styling with Wraith Inspired by Fashion. This look is all about strong contrasts, ultra-luxe fabrics and couture-inspired detailing.
Chic, distinctive and effortlessly stylish, Inspired by Fashion's contemporary styling has timeless appeal."
Call Security to aisle five! Steering wheel theft!
"Punctuated with a choice of three vivid accent colours, tailor the look to reflect your own personal style. Or go Bespoke and commission your own unique expression of Wraith."
"We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep " - David Bowie there.
"There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear
Oh bop
That people from good homes are talking this year
Oh bop, fashion It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before
Oh bop
You shout it while you're dancing on the ole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion " - David Bowie again.
"Style, inspired by fashion – this Wraith captures the allure of haute couture in the same way as a designer is inspired by their muse." RR Motorcars.
"Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Dance with me - don't dance with me, no
Beep-beep
Beep-beep " - David Bowie.
And my own line:
Can somebody get the door for me...?
"Beep beep"
Just making light of it.
"Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La-la la la la la la-la"
Custom luggage too.
"There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear
Oh bop
That people from good homes are talking this year
Oh bop, fashion It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before
Oh bop
You shout it while you're dancing on the ole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion "
Mr (not 'Sir' -he turned the knighthood down) Bowie, "Didja order one yet?"
Opinions, anyone?
(posted by David Irvine)