Failed to Proceed

A Rolls-Royce term used when their product, euh.. - "fails to proceed". They don't 'break down'.

Lots of my other cars have broken down, but yesterday the old girl "failed to proceed".

Minor fault - she'll be back soon....

She failed, very conveniently right outside my house after a 300km drive..

Someone's watching over me. Henry or Charles...?

(Posted by David Irvine)