Darling, why don't you drive today...

Beer is one of the world's oldest prepared beverages, probably dating back to the early Neolithic or 9500 BC, and an "Oast House" or "Hop Kiln" is a building designed for kilning (drying) hops as part of the brewing process:

Near East Peckham in Kent, England, the Hop Farm Family Park is a 400-acre (1.6 sq km) Country Park with the world's largest collection of oast houses, dating back some 450 years. Until 1997, it was known as The Hop Farm and was operated by the Whitbread PLC, then brewers of Whitbread Best Bitter and Pale Ale beers among others.

 

I can imagine it proved a popular venue among the Rolls-Royce & Bentley owners:

 

But there are no excuses for drink driving: 

"Darling, why don't you drive today...!"

(Posted by Andy)